Skittles: Return of the Black Smudge

by janet on April 28th, 2007

Major photo credit goes to James. Do you know how hard it is to take a focused picture of a fucking FISH?

The dreaded has happened. The BLACK SMUDGE is back! My little pure gold goldfish is once again turning black!

At least I know now the cause of the BLACK SMUDGE. It is clearly dirty water. On account of my being stuck in Ithaca, and on account of James being an absentee parent, Skitt’s water didn’t get changed for a looong time. James says that Skittles, like all of this nation’s youth, is merely attempting to become a “gangsta,” and that he is just going through a phase.

Bitch get outta my face.

Hmmm. James might be right.

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