Banana Guard

by janet on September 6th, 2007

This is silly. But still a good idea. It’s a protective case for your banana, so that by lunchtime your banana won’t be a bruised, mushy thing that you can’t even make blowjob jokes with.

Their FAQ is even sillier. Read on:

Q: “Not all bananas are the same size or shape, so how can the Banana Guard fit them all?”

A: The Banana Guard was specially designed to accommodate the majority of banana sizes. Our testing indicates that over 90% of commercially available bananas will fit into the Banana Guard. Highly curved bananas can be straightened ever-so-slightly without harm to fit the Banana Guard shape. The opposite holds true of very straight bananas.

Q: “Is there a battery attachment?”

A: No. The Banana Guard was designed for its intended purpose only as a device to prevent banana trauma during transport.

In other words, they want to say, “It’s not a fucking dildo, bitches!” Too bad.


Thanks, Geekologie! You are my favorite blog.

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