Well, shit. All of November went by without a single post. My bad. I was traveling to three different cities, was interviewed by over thirty-three people in total, and got a brand new study off the ground. Science waits for no one.
But I have to admit this puts the pressure on me. What could possibly be good enough to serve as a grand re-entrance after an entire MONTH?
I wish I was Allie. She would draw some silly picture that involved an animal and attach a hilarious narrative of her crazy life. IF I were Allie, it’d go a little something like this:
1. Weird, candy-cane shaped limbs.
2. A face and eyes that look like this.
3. I chose these colors because I’m Asian.
4. This is Buttins so I made it a Scottish fold.
5. Her cat eyeballs tend to be like this. See?
But alas, I’m nowhere near her level of genius. So I will stick with nice pictures of food attached to totally non-food related anecdotes, with “fuck” and “balls” and “nom” thrown in liberally.
Many, many of those to come. Stay tuned, and thanks for visiting despite my protracted silence~
Go read the always brilliant Hyperbole and a Half, and fuck YES I am tagging this in the “Art” category.
